Chiun Mile High Club..tongue ‘n’ cheek for rapture believers

Welcome to Chiun Mile High Club!

Flight Number- 666

Flight Pilot- Lucifer

Members:

Must claim to be sinless

Must be self righteous

Are automatically more special than the prophets and Apostles

Do not need to be literate. Reading Revelation is not a requirement. Actually, we would rather you didn’t read it. You don’t need it for where we are going.

 

 

How to earn miles:

Tell people they don’t have to study the Word. It’s not needed for the rapture anyway.

Tell people the Old Testament is not relevant for today. They only need the 4 gospels

Don’t study the Bible, the more books you dismiss, the more miles you get.

The more people you can bring to the Chiun flight, the more miles you get to fly.

Don’t read Revelation. You don’t need it for you’re going to be gone

 

What to bring

No clothing. When the flight starts, you will be pulled out of your clothing. It’s not needed where you are going.

Absolutely no gospel armor allowed. The flight could not endure the weight and would make flight impossible

 

What will be served during the flight to Chiun?

Apples

Caprice figs

Milk

 

 

Entertainment:

Movie- Left Behind

 

Destinations along the way

Mars

Chiun, where we will have a layover before returning

 

Final destination

Babylon- oops we mean in earth’s atmosphere, for we know that we will be in the air forever with the Lord. Babylon certainly isn’t there.

 

To schedule a Chiun flight: www.kenitelunar.com

 

 

CHIUN FLIGHT SERMON:

And behold the rapture, people were taken up and flown around ,while watching hell on earth take place. Watching their families and loved ones be slaughtered, for they are full of sin and not perfect as you!

You are sinless. You are righteous. Do not listen to 1John, for it is speaking of those left behind…certainly is not speaking to you who is perfect:

1Jn 1:7  But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

1Jn 1:8  If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.

1Jn 1:9  If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

 

Because of your perfectness, sinlessness, righteousness..pray to your father: Luk 18:10  Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.

Luk 18:11  The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.

Luk 18:12  I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess

 

We prophesied peace, an escape for you…you, that are sinless and righteous. Do not listen to those prophets that foretold of the captivity to Babylon.

 

Jer 23:16  Thus saith the LORD of hosts, Hearken not unto the words of the prophets that prophesy unto you: they make you vain: they speak a vision of their own heart, and not out of the mouth of the LORD.

Jer 23:17  They say still unto them that despise me, The LORD hath said, Ye shall have peace; and they say unto every one that walketh after the imagination of his own heart, No evil shall come upon you.

 

That was in the Old Testament and holds no relevance for you today. Yes, The Word says:

1Co 10:11  Now all these things happened unto them for ensamples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come.

 

But it only pertains to sinners. It is not for you who is perfect and sinless. You, who are more special than any prophet, disciple and Apostle. You are a precious flower, which cannot bear the heat of the sun, or else you will wilt. Your righteousness cannot and should not bear any tribulation what so ever!

 

The tribulation of the Antichrist is not for you, you…. you most special people. You have proved yourself worthy of escape, because of your blind faith in the rapture. Knowing God’s Word has nothing to do with it.

 

2Ti_2:15  Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

 

Only those, less perfect than you, need to study. Your blind faith alone, has made you acceptable for the rapture, the great escape.

 

Dan_11:21  And in his estate shall stand up a vile person, to whom they shall not give the honour of the kingdom: but he shall come in peaceably, and obtain the kingdom by flatteries.

Dan_11:32  And such as do wickedly against the covenant shall he corrupt by flatteries: but the people that do know their God shall be strong, and do exploits.

Dan_11:34  Now when they shall fall, they shall be holpen with a little help: but many shall cleave to them with flatteries.

 

Those verses are for the heathen, those still on earth during the tribulation…not for you sinless and righteous people that are raptured… You are wonderful flowers. You are above those who need to be tested by the tribulation. You have proved yourself worthy of the rapture, by believing in the rapture… You are sweet, special people. You are righteous, you are sinless. You are the most wonderful of the world!

 

You are the wonderful bride…you are a queen and not a widow!

 

*Being ‘rapture ready’ is like instant coffee……you don’t need to simmer and perk i.e. study and think… just add water (no milk) and off you go!